twotitsperhour:

The tits of the hour

earthlyspirit:

celestialperpetual:

"i give you oxygen to breathe, and you repay me, by killing me?"

Super powerful!

(via mushroomvision)

farronheit:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

(Source: official-maximum-ride, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

katellamarie21:

trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

I love them so much

(Source: supagirl, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

crona-and-the-diamonds:

imglolz:

The adorable Canadian Marble Fox.

This is a public service announcement that this exists and it’s cute.

(via druggybuddy)

rita-haxx:

scumbabe:

rita-haxx:

Weird tongue shit and my crazy face idk work is slow

I want mine so bad ughhhh fuck. It’ll never happen.

Do itttttttt, it’s the best

(via druggybuddy)

oxymuncha:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

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(Source: romangodfey, via druggybuddy)

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

(via forest--taurus)

(Source: vichillian, via forest--taurus)

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

  • The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

(via forest--taurus)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via druggybuddy)

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

(via druggybuddy)